Brown Noise App Reviews

OMG this made me sht !!!

These are not farting noises! These are just tones. Bad app!

My girlfriend broke up with me because it made me crap all over her phone and she made me switch her phones and the apple store said poop damage wasnt covered by Manf. warranty. Dont get this app unless you really hate your girlfriend and like poop on your phone

Pooped in my pants

It actually made my stomach hurt and gave me a headache while running. BUT it did something.

Iv found u need to tune it to ur body tipe

This is not brown noise

It made my stomach feel funny Im not sure if its b/c its in my head though they couldnt do it on mythbusters

I think its wrong that iTunes would allow this app to be sold. I expected more out of iTunes - at least an evaluation of all apps and a category for apps to be sold to people less gullible then myself. Great disappointment.

THIS IS FAKE DO NOT I MEAN DO NOT BUY!

Unless Im missing something... The sound you select only plays for a few seconds. Takes me longer than that to fall asleep :-)

There is a few seconds of an example of each sound. No duration of your gym favorite soothing sounds. What is the point to listen to samples for 15-20 seconds. Waste of $

might be the worst app i have ever purchased. i was looking for something for my little one to use instead of a noise machine - white noise is always too harsh… well, this was ridiculous alien speak, not relaxing “sleep noise”